Site traffic… …

So, ummm… it looks like this weekend Modern Evil’s viewership so far for 2003 surpassed the total number of viewers for 2002. Which is good. It follows an upward trend we’ve been experiencing lately in traffic. For instance, in 2002 Modern Evil experienced more traffic than in 1999, 2000, and 2001 combined. Traffic to Modern Evil seems to have reached a new plateau right now, and while I expect it to begin going up again in the future…

If the traffic to Modern Evil stayed the same for the remainder of 2003 as it has been steadily in the first 16 weeks of 2003, Modern Evil will have experienced more than twice as much traffic as it had experienced in 1999, 2000, 2001, and 2002, COMBINED. I’m exicted. Are you excited? And if site traffic doubles (or more) from current levels by the beginning of 2004 & doesn’t recede, ME’ll have more traffic in 2004 than it had in it’s combined history AGAIN! (Which, by the by, would be more readers than many printed periodicals receive.)

Still, there is a strange part of my mind that is reaching for a particular level of traffic… See, when Iain and I first put Modern Evil together, back in the fall of 1999, it was originally inspired by Goats. (goats.com, that is.) And at that time, goats.com was getting around 5000-6000 unique visitors every weekday. And that has been one of my aspirations for Modern Evil from the beginning; to reach that level of traffic to the site. To have content so compelling that that many people want to return to Modern Evil every day to see what comes next. Sure, by now Goats has significantly more traffic than that, and is even approaching profitability, a goal so lofty I dare not set it yet… but I’d still love to see ME reach 5k-6k unique visitors every weekday.

Which, by the by, is around 20 times the currently exceptionally, excitingly high level of traffic. So, a long way off. OR right around the bend, if we can somehow work up another spurt of exponential growth… Looking at the numbers to add them up for this post, I see that most days this month ME’s had more uniques than it had in most entire months between summer 2001 and summer 2002. So we’re now at more than 20 times more traffic than we were then, which like I said, is great. Exceptional! Exciting for me. (And for ME.) So that factor of growth is possible in a very short period of time. Even a second time, because of the power rule. Actually, if modern statistical analyses are to be believed, the next bout of exponential growth should be easier to come by than the first (though still not easy), and after that, it may never level off as long as the number of new people accessing the internet doesn’t level off.

err, that is… well… we’re already out of the lower 90%… we’re getting closer… but 2% of sites get over 90% of traffic, which means that the other 98% of sites (which ME still belongs to) have to share 10% or less of all internet traffic… but we’re up from the place where the lower 90% are fighting over hundredths of a percent of the traffic or less… we did our time there… I wonder if my old posts still exist somewhere… the ones where I laid out my vague plans for ME to become a multi-national media giant… In the last six months, we made the third big step in that direction, and hopefully in the next six months we can make another.

Am I babbling yet? Have you stopped reading? Am I boring? Am I egotistical and megalomaniacal? Whatever. Now I’ll go to the ‘extended entry’ field and type something… maybe something scandalous…

Like “Women are Evil”… ? ::wink::

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My brain aches

I can feel it all the way down through my jaw, this strange pressure. Probably just sinuses, and not like any of the severe pain I’ve experienced in my life. Not like every time I lost HER. (And yes, we all know who HER is…) Just … pressure… a gentle ache in the bones of my head…

Am I asleep yet? There is something about being here, in this urban center, 100 miles from where I live … I seem to spend more… but then again, when I am not here, I basically don’t leave the 1acre plot I live on except to retrieve the mail… across the street and four buildings down… and don’t have the opportunity or need to spend… whereas here I am surrounded by objects of desire. Tonight I bought enough on-sale easter candy to last me not less than 3 months, probably 6 months. I didn’t even count it, I just grabbed a basket as I walked into the grocery store and stopped grabbing bags of individually wrapped, pastel-colored miniature candies and egg-shaped candies when the basket was full. When they rang it up, it was $50 of candy before the oh-yeah-it’s-past-easter-please-take-this-pastel-colored-candy-away-discount was applied. Oh, and I guess The Warehouse is going out of business or something; my sister took me to two of their nearly-empty locations with 70% or 75% or more off everything left… which wasn’t much to speak of, but I managed to find … yeah, yeah, I have too many DVDs… 7 DVDs I wanted…. plus a little bracelet that says ‘Godess’ for a friend of mine… for something like $40… which makes them about $6 apiece, right? Anyway…

Then we went to see Spider. The new David Cronenberg film. Fantastically weird. Crazy. Crazy in a ‘main character doesn’t do much more than mumble the entire film’ sort of a way… My sister could hear him mumbling incoherently and seemed to want there to be subtitles of what he was saying… and very shortly thereafter, we saw him writing in his little book …. and I swear, if there were an alphabet for mumbling, that’s what he was using… if they were going to subtitle his speach, that’s what it would look like, and it wouldn’t help. Still, Ralph Feines is an excellent actor, and it all came together nice and confusing (for my sister) at the end.

Okay, okay, now sleep. Where did I put my sleep? Oh yeah, I was just waiting for my allergy medicine to kick in before I lay down… did I ever mention that the cats here love me? And by love me, I mean that they like to walk back and forth across me whenever possible, especially when I’m trying to sleep. And that I’m allergic to them? It’s fantastic. So, I forgot to take my pill right when I came back in the door from the movie, and that’s why I was bothering to post here. It seems to have kicked in… I’m only sneezing intermittantly, and my right eye’s swelling has gone down considerable well; I can just about shut it now. So, off to bed.

I’ll be here in Phoenix all day/night Tuesday, and … well… I may end up going to Mexico on Wednesday. I’m thinking of smuggling some DEA-scheduled drugs over the border. Modafinil, I believe is the name. Of course, if that doesn’t work, there’s something my sister wanted to pick up for herself there, which would be the real reason for the trip… Nevermind. Seriously, now. Sleep.

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Fresh New Merchandise Line!

Okay, to encourage you to spend money on Modern Evil related products, I took a couple of hours and put together an entire line of products inspired by (and including) the Fresh Eggs Panties. This includes the multiply-requested Fresh Milk Jr. Spaghetti Tank and the Fresh Milk Jr. Baby Doll T-Shirt, as well as a couple of items that simply say “Get Fresh“.

Actually, my new favorites among these products are things like the Fresh Milk Frosted Mug, the Fresh Eggs Stein, and the I-hope-no-one-takes-this-seriously-and-puts-fresh-eggs-in-it Fresh Eggs Stainless Steel Lunchbox.

That’s all I got for now, but soon there should be a new PPP Volley, and an updated painting in the Art section. Did I mention I started working on New Comic 4? yeah. Any week now. Hopefully before the end of the world.

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Ok, seriously folks…

Okay, it’s like… two weeks until the deadline… May 3rd… If Modern Evil doesn’t raise more than the $14.50 you guys (and thank you, those of you who donated or bought our merchndise) have already donated in the last 75 days or so, we’re doomed! Remember, guys, the goal is $300. $300 by May 3rd, or Modern Evil may go kaput.

I’m going to go over to my hosting provider’s website and see if I can’t postpone being deleted past that date, but … I wouldn’t count on it. Now, I know at least one person is planning on helping; Zuri bought a painting and any day now will pay for it. This will bring the total up to about $75. Which is a good start. But we really need the rest of you to start chipping in! If everyone who reads this site donated $1, we’d reach our goal! Isn’t Modern Evil worth $1? I think it is! I’ve put thousands of dollars into it over the years, and will be paying for additional fees out of my dwindling savings (as you may remember, I was laid off last October, which is why I don’t have the cash to pay for the whole bill outright), but for the bulk of the cost, I can’t afford it on my own.

I’ll email my host today and see if I can re-arrange things to extend the date of deletion at all, but I don’t know what will be able to be worked out on that front. What we really need now is a surge of donations or a couple of art-lovers to buy paintings, or commission paintings… Something.

Thanks for your continued readership, and thanks in advance for your financial support!

Webby Awards

Okay, okay, I know this is silly, but the idea of Modern Evil even coming close to winning a Webby Award is silly in the first place. SO, instead of writing us in in a category like “Humor” or “Personal Site” where the competition is just too fierce, I’m asking you to go register to vote for the Webby Award, then in the category “Gov’t & Law” Write-in Modern Evil (www.modernevil.com).

That’s right. Government and Law.

Vote for Modern Evil, URL: www.modernevil.com

Let’s see if we can’t win this one, folks! Clearly, we are a government site. The government of ME.

Modern Evil. The true government.

Modern Evil. The true law.

THAT’S NOT ALL!!! In order to register as more than a tiny blip on their radar screens, we need as many votes as possible. This is the internet, folks! Tell your friends! Tell your relatives! SPAM people! Post on every site you know how to post on! In every forum you frequent. Tell people, and get them to tell THEIR friends! Modern Evil for best Government/law site on the internet! Vote for Modern Evil in the Webby Awards! Show the governments of the world we don’t take them seriously. Vote Modern Evil, and tell the world you follow the law of ME, under the government of ME!

(Or at least that web-based awards are silly.)