Fresh New Merchandise Line!

Okay, to encourage you to spend money on Modern Evil related products, I took a couple of hours and put together an entire line of products inspired by (and including) the Fresh Eggs Panties. This includes the multiply-requested Fresh Milk Jr. Spaghetti Tank and the Fresh Milk Jr. Baby Doll T-Shirt, as well as a couple of items that simply say “Get Fresh“.

Actually, my new favorites among these products are things like the Fresh Milk Frosted Mug, the Fresh Eggs Stein, and the I-hope-no-one-takes-this-seriously-and-puts-fresh-eggs-in-it Fresh Eggs Stainless Steel Lunchbox.

That’s all I got for now, but soon there should be a new PPP Volley, and an updated painting in the Art section. Did I mention I started working on New Comic 4? yeah. Any week now. Hopefully before the end of the world.

One more thing: Women are evil. Enough is enough.

And Sara, when you get back to town and read this, I don’t mean you. Just all the other women.

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