New preMEum merchandise – Smelly Ass Hole stuff

Do you have a Smelly Ass Hole?

Don’t try to lie, I know you do. So do I.

And so does everyone else I know.

Finally, a product fit for anyone to wear, the Smelly Ass Hole T-Shirt!

There is the Basic design and the Alternate design, as well as a fashionable apron that any cook would be proud to wear… Especially if it were the only thing they were wearing, and they’re in management.

Get it?

Anyway, share these Smelly Ass Hole products (the first in a line of products coming to you over the next few months) with anyone you know who has a Smelly Ass Hole of their own. They’re sure to appreciate the gesture.