So I was rubbing my head again (as I am want to do, what with it being nearly hairless), and I noticed a little rough patch. Not rough like the short stubble now populating the surface of my skull, but something different. I didn’t remember wounding my head, so I didn’t think it was a scab. I picked at it a little, and couldn’t figure out what was stuck to my head. I peeled of a piece a little bigger than a square cm, and found that it was indeed a scab & that I was now bleeding from the head. I have a small tender spot on the back of my head (just behind my left ear, actually) that appears to have been harmed in some way without my knowledge. I do not recall any damage being done, so I natually assume that someone was trying to install a port for microsofts in my head while I was sleeping this morning.
A natural conclusion, right?
Also, my wrist is all sore and my muscles felt thismorning as though I had been working out or performing some sort of covert operation in the night. The heel of my right palm and my right wrist feel like I landed on them wrong or used them to hit something very hard, and the skin there is tender/bruised. I’m beginning to think that after I went to sleep last night, I snuck out without waking me, broke into some top secret facility, was able to subdue one guard with a quick palm strike to the base of the skull, but was then knocked out myself when I was hit behind the left ear with the butt of someone’s gun. Somehow I managed to escape in time to sneak into my own bed before I was late for work. I think I remember waking myself crawling into bed this morning around 4:38, before my alarms went off and thinking it was odd.
Or maybe not. Who knows?
Also, my wrist is all sore and my muscles felt thismorning as though I had been working out or performing some sort of covert operation in the night. The heel of my right palm and my right wrist feel like I landed on them wrong or used them to hit something very hard, and the skin there is tender/bruised. I’m beginning to think that after I went to sleep last night, I snuck out without waking me, broke into some top secret facility, was able to subdue one guard with a quick palm strike to the base of the skull, but was then knocked out myself when I was hit behind the left ear with the butt of someone’s gun. Somehow I managed to escape in time to sneak into my own bed before I was late for work. I think I remember waking myself crawling into bed this morning around 4:38, before my alarms went off and thinking it was odd.
Or maybe not. Who knows?
You were abducted by redneck aliens, who while trying to perform a routine anal probe, had the wrong end and wounded your head, then dropped you on your hand while putting you back into bed.
Thats my guess.
You were abducted by redneck aliens, who while trying to perform a routine anal probe, had the wrong end and wounded your head, then dropped you on your hand while putting you back into bed.
Thats my guess.