So I was rubbing my head again (as I am want to do, what with it being nearly hairless), and I noticed a little rough patch. Not rough like the short stubble now populating the surface of my skull, but something different. I didn’t remember wounding my head, so I didn’t think it was a scab. I picked at it a little, and couldn’t figure out what was stuck to my head. I peeled of a piece a little bigger than a square cm, and found that it was indeed a scab & that I was now bleeding from the head. I have a small tender spot on the back of my head (just behind my left ear, actually) that appears to have been harmed in some way without my knowledge. I do not recall any damage being done, so I natually assume that someone was trying to install a port for microsofts in my head while I was sleeping this morning.
A natural conclusion, right?