This Week’s Horoscope

This is not my horoscope, but it applies to me better than most of them do:

“This week, you will prove the binomial theorem, posit a rule of gravitation, and develop a new theory of color, only to find that it’s all been done before.”

Oh, and possibly this one:

“Thursday will find you talking to a walrus who urgently wishes to discuss cabbage, kings, nautical vessels, footwear, sealing wax, and possibly winged pigs.”

And here’s something I would like to try to perfect:

“Your misguided, hippie efforts to tie-dye a cat will finally see success, but at an unspeakable cost.”

Note: These horoscopes come from The Onion

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