This is not my horoscope, but it applies to me better than most of them do:
“This week, you will prove the binomial theorem, posit a rule of gravitation, and develop a new theory of color, only to find that it’s all been done before.”
Oh, and possibly this one:
“Thursday will find you talking to a walrus who urgently wishes to discuss cabbage, kings, nautical vessels, footwear, sealing wax, and possibly winged pigs.”
And here’s something I would like to try to perfect:
“Your misguided, hippie efforts to tie-dye a cat will finally see success, but at an unspeakable cost.”
Note: These horoscopes come from The Onion
