I need more prolific authors

The last nine things posted anywhere on Modern Evil (10 with this post) were by me, here. Only a couple of days ago, I updated the “Most Recent” list to show a maximum of ten posts from FYTH instead of the normal limit of 5 posts from any one section of the site. What this does normally is prevents one person from overwhelming the site, and allows visitors to the site to see what other people are posting in other areas of Modern Evil. Except that what it was doing with FYTH at 5 posts was showing three+ weeks of everything else and cutting off 10 FYTH posts that occurred in a shorter time, making it appear as though I wasn’t posting much on FYTH. So, I upped it to 10, and that was good for a bit, making FYTH allowed to have a full half of the 20 “most recent” posts in the list, but now I’ve used them all up without anyone posting anything else on the site. So there’s the last 10 things I posted on FYTH, and then the last 10 things that weren’t on FYTH, regardless of how many FYTH posts were made in the time that those other 10 posts were made.

So, the question is, do I further increase the limit on FYTH, so that people can see all the different things I’ve been posting, since I make something like 75%+ of the posts anyway, or do I leave it the way it is and hope other people start posting more? I tried to get Angela to post a review of XXX this week, but she didn’t do it. I know Marie has plenty of spare time and web-access at work now, but I guess she just doesn’t have anything to say. Do you want to be able to add posts in Modern Evil’s Reviews, Ramblings, Poetry, and/or Fiction sections? Do you want to start your own Modern Evil-hosted blog? Do you know someone who might be interested in either of the following? Let me know! You can email me at teel@modernevil.com. I’d be glad to set you up, if it means we get more quality posts from people other than me.

I mean, I like writing, and I’m glad people are reading it, and I’m glad I have so much to say lately, but … I’d love to see other people contributing, too.

Oh, and seriously folks, send emails to edison@modernevil.com with questions for a sort of “Dear Edison,” column. He says he’s only got one question sent to him so far, and he needs to start with a few more to really get the feature going. Ask him relationship questions, medical questions, gardening questions, questions about TV or movies or books or whatever else you have a question about. He’d like to help.

Getting enough sleep?

On Tuesday afternoon, I got home at around 3:45 because I stayed a few minutes after work, I checked my email, I looked at the TV for a bit, and when I didn’t find anything on I hadn’t already seen, I watched the special features on the new Dinotopia DVD I bought Monday night. Not a lot there, so I was done by 4:45 or so. I decided to lay down for about an hour, and I set an alarm to go off around 6, after which time I expected to get up and get something done. Maybe dishes, maybe writing some of that novel I haven’t finished yet. Something. I remember waking up and it being dark outside. I remember thinking I must have slept through to morning, then looking at the clock and seeing that it was only 9PM. I remember thinking that 4 hours of sleep wasn’t enough for one night, and that if I got up then, I’d just have to go back to bed for an hour or two later on, so I might as well stay in bed another hour or two. Then my other alarms went off and it was time to get up to go to work Wednesday. I got twelve hours of sleep.

As I posted last night, I received my Bowflex yesterday afternoon. I spent a while trying to get it together. Definitely more than an hour, but since I took a break or two, wasn’t really paying attention to the time, and then stopped before I was done for lack of a 3/8″-diameter, 3/4″-long bolt with a 9/16″ hexagonal head, I’m not really sure how long it was. Or how long it will have been when I am done. Still, after doing that and then calling Bowflex to request a replacement bolt & AT&T Warranty Exchange, and spending about an hour making posts about those experiences, it was time to watch South Park. I watched that and Contest Searchlight (“No, it isn’t just like Project Greenlight!” -Dennis Leary), a show that is basically like Project Greenlight, except with Dennis Leary instead of Damon & Affleck, and with a Comedy TV Series instead of a movie. Oh, and then The Daily Show. I have to get my news in somewhere. Then I went to bed and couldn’t get to sleep (possibly because my mind was in overdrive, possibly because I imbibed caffeine earlier in the day, possibly because I slept 12 hrs Tuesday night) until no earlier than 1AM. And woke up around 5AM this morning. Getting 4 hours of sleep.

Remember when I said four hours of sleep isn’t enough? Really, it isn’t. That’s what my body is telling me right now. Didn’t mention it Yesterday. Today it’s all my body can talk about. That, and it keeps reminding me I didn’t eat enough breakfast. Well, I’m going to eat some fruit in a moment, and hopefully I can cut down the whining to complaints about lack of sleep. Who knows how much sleep I’ll get tonight? I’m hoping to go down to a local hardware store right after work to see about getting that replacement bolt, then trying to complete assembly of my Bowflex, then going to Beer Club, then stopping by the grocery store to pick up some things I forgot (Kosher Salt, for instance) the other day. I feel like there was something else I meant to do tonight as well… what was it?

AT&T "Customer Service"

So, for the last couple of months, I’ve been having some trouble with my phone losing signal. A lot. But not usually for continuous periods of time. Just one or two seconds out of every ten or fifteen seconds, for a few hours or days at a time. Other times, it works fine, no problem. The loss of signal thing seems to occur no matter where I am, and when the problem is occurring, I get continuous signal even where the problem occurred the most. Last month’s phone bill had literally dozens of dropped call credits. That does not count the times (which occur 3 to 1 against the former) that the call was dropped before the number was even dialed by the phone. I spoke to someone at an AT&T store about the problem and they said it couldn’t be their service, it must be the phone, and to call Warranty Exchange to get a new phone.

I’ve been considering options for getting a new phone, and I think I’ve almost decided to forego getting the new phone that is available now in hopes of instead getting the new phones that will be available early next year that instead of having a few more features than my phone, have many, many more features than my phone. (See the phone I am looking forward to here.)

Anyway, I decided that I’d better call Warranty Exchange about getting my phone replaceed, since I’d already made two calls to customer support centers today (see Bowflex post below) and had several dropped calls. As soon as I called and said that I needed an exchange and what my problem was, they told me I needed to call back from a landline. I told them I don’t have a landline (true). They told me that it would be impossible to do a warranty exchange while I was on the mobile phone. I asked why, and they told me that they needed to take the battery off several times, to get some numbers and do some troubleshooting. I suggested that perhaps I get the numbers and call back, since we are likely not going to be able to reproduce my issue or determine if it is fixed anyway. They insisted that it would be impossible, but recommended that I locate a payphone and call them back. I said that that would be impossible (not entirely true, but I am lounging at home in my underpants by now, and don’t want to get dressed and go find a payphone). They say they can’t help me, I say I need to speak to their supervisor.

No problem, they (finally) ask for my mobile number, name, password, and then xfer me to Kevin, employee number 6959, who claims to be a supervisor. As Kevin is coming on the line, my phone begins to break up badly and I am nearly disconnected. After about 45 seconds of “Hello? Can you hear me?”‘s back and forth, my phone switches off encryption (which usually ends the call altogether, but requires less signal strength), and the call actually manages to stay connected. Kevin tells me the same things the first rep did, that they can’t do a warranty exchange while I am on my mobile phone, even if I called back with the information from inside the phone. Kevin agrees that the standard troubleshooting wouldn’t need to be done, since he himself has already witnessed the phone having a problem. I again suggest that since the only thing standing between me and a warranty exchange then is the numbers squeezed between the back of my phone and the phone’s battery, I should reasonably be able to call back with that information and get the exchange done. Kevin advises that is is against policy to do a warranty exchange while speaking to someone on a mobile phone, and that it is therefore impossible.

I tried to get Kevin to understand that it is not in fact, impossible, but that he is simply choosing not to do the warranty exchange because he is choosing to follow his policy to the letter. I trick him, a couple of times, into admitting that it would in fact be possible to initiate the warranty exchange, and that he is simply choosing not to do so. I am unable to get him to agree that this is poor customer service. He explicitly tells me that “the customer is NOT always right.” I ask to speak to his supervisor. He says (get this:) that he can have a supervisor call me back within the next 48 to 72 hours, if I can provide a landline number to call. I remind him that I have already stated (dozens of times by now) that I do not have a landline available. He continues to be unhelpful. Several times during the call, he became sarcastic and rude to me. About halfway through the conversation he basically stopped answering my questions, saying that he “refuses to answer questions that [he doesn’t] consider relevant.” Questions like “do you understand that ‘right now’ is within the next 48 to 72 hours?” and “Are you capable of getting up out of your desk, walking over to Angela, and asking her if she is available to speak to me?” (Angela is his direct supervisor, but insists that he is incapable of guaranteeing that she will call me back, especially if I con’t have a landline.)

The call lasted about 40 minutes (I’m suprized my phone stayed connected the whole time), and basically came to no good, except that I have these (and more) examples of Kevin being rude and refusing to assist customers to give to Angela, when I can get through to her, which I will. As far as the warranty exchange goes, I know how I can get that done (see the next paragraph), but that’s not the point anymore. Now the point is to be sure that Kevin gets re-educated about how to perform Customer Service, and to be sure that AT&T understands the importance of making exceptions for customers.

Incidentally, I called back immediately and got a different 1st level rep (Patrick), who when I asked to speak to a supervisor other than Kevin, politely asked what my situation was. I explained the initial problem, and he told me that if I wrote down every number inside my phone, I could call back and get warranty exchange with no problem. I thanked him, opened my phone, transcribed every little number, even checking behind my SIM chip, and called back to find that they close at 9PM. No problem. I can call from my work phone tomorrow. (*wink*)