The following text will only make sense if you install the Shavian fonts on your computer: F Am gOiN tM lxn hQ tM tFp fAstx in SEvWn. His rEt iz Just dredfl. F Am tFpiN At sumTiN lFk Et wxdz a minit. I’m really just using this example to be sure that the changes I made to the website worked. In the future, I may make posts entirely in Shavian. I know at least some of my readers have begun learning Shavian, and for the rest of you … you just won’t get to read everything I post.
Eh.
If you are happily in a fulfilling, life-enriching relationship with someone you love, Valentines day already has something to offer you. For the rest of us, Despair, Inc has made a valentine candy we can appreciate. These candies “are the perfect gift for you OR for someone you love, especially if that special someone is one who doesn’t want to hurt your feelings but just doesn’t feel that way about you but still wants to be friends so they can torment you with stories about *their* crushes on someone who doesn’t appreciate them like you do, can’t love them like you can, and actually takes *pleasure* in corralling a herd of fawning “just friends” behind themselves as they indulge in one self-destructive relationship after another, with no hope of ever finding true love, despite an army of souls eager to lavish it upon them.”
Looking forward to a Valentines day where I can’t get dumped, if only because I’m utterly without a partner.
So I was playing around with other people’s versions of similar things, and I thought I’d waste an hour putting together one for myself. Generally, I find those “Which _____ are you?” quizes entertaining. At least, when they cover a topic I’m interested in. So, since you keep coming back to my site, I thought you’d like to see Which Modern Evil comic character are you?
I’ll look into finding something to run on my own server later, and then after that I’ll look into putting together webpages for each answer so that you can do what I do, and cut and paste a bit of html from the results page and share your results. For now, just play with this.
I don’t actually believe that it will do much good, but it’s nice to feel like you’ve done your part. Invader Zim has been cancelled by Nickelodeon. Click this link to sign a petition requesting that it be continued. I did.
I could think of a few good ways to put this handy device to use. Anyone who wants to buy it for me is more than welcome.