Valentine candy for the rest of us

If you are happily in a fulfilling, life-enriching relationship with someone you love, Valentines day already has something to offer you. For the rest of us, Despair, Inc has made a valentine candy we can appreciate. These candies “are the perfect gift for you OR for someone you love, especially if that special someone is one who doesn’t want to hurt your feelings but just doesn’t feel that way about you but still wants to be friends so they can torment you with stories about *their* crushes on someone who doesn’t appreciate them like you do, can’t love them like you can, and actually takes *pleasure* in corralling a herd of fawning “just friends” behind themselves as they indulge in one self-destructive relationship after another, with no hope of ever finding true love, despite an army of souls eager to lavish it upon them.”

Looking forward to a Valentines day where I can’t get dumped, if only because I’m utterly without a partner.

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