Here is a delicious quote from someone else‘s novel in progress:
“The only things scarier than sadistic pirate cyborg space monkeys with jetpacks were sadistic pirate cyborg space monkeys with jetpacks and ennui.”
You can read a longer excerpt which provides some context for that at the above link, and find a link to the author’s blog from there, too.
I don’t have enough sadistic pirate cyborg space monkeys with jetpacks in my novel. Gotta work on that tomorrow.