Who does something like that?

Just a quick post here.

So, I was out, walking around, stopping into businesses to see if they were hiring, picking up applications, all that stuff, working on a nice heat stroke…

I’d stopped by two screen printing shops and a printing shop to apply, and was about 3/4 of the way around to the third screen printing shop in the area when someone in a car driving by thought it would be clever or funny to throw raw eggs at me as I walked down the sidewalk.

They sped off, flipping me off from their little blue hatchback as I tried to figure out what was going on. Since I was on the right-hand side of the road they came up from behind me and got egg all over my back and side, and I couldn’t tell what had hit me until they were half a mile away. So, no license plate number. I stepped into a convenience store right there and took a couple of paper towels to wipe the bulk of the albumen off me (and buy a diet drink) before walking home.

So, now I’m going to go step into the shower, the start a load of laundry, get dressed again, go back out and try to get a job at the other screen printing shop in the area. Then I’ll come home and … I don’t know, figure out about dinner, maybe.

Sigh.

Who does something like that? Why? Middle of a Monday, and you’re out egging pedestrians in the high heat of the afternoon? What the heck?

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Teel

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12 thoughts on “Who does something like that?”

  1. Well, now that’s a new one. Before I only know of the jackasses in a silver something that throw whole thirstbusters of cola at bus patrons. My mom and my dad are both victims in this, at different times and places!

  2. Well, now that’s a new one. Before I only know of the jackasses in a silver something that throw whole thirstbusters of cola at bus patrons. My mom and my dad are both victims in this, at different times and places!

  3. I’m really sorry that your first real day back in Phoenix had to include that. I really hope it gets better for you.

  4. I’m really sorry that your first real day back in Phoenix had to include that. I really hope it gets better for you.

  7. Um.

    Ever encounter those dolts who purposely drive through puddles near the curb, just to splash pedestrians? That’s why I love living in the Phoenix area, because of all the lovely, considerate people.

  8. Um.

    Ever encounter those dolts who purposely drive through puddles near the curb, just to splash pedestrians? That’s why I love living in the Phoenix area, because of all the lovely, considerate people.

  9. At least the puddles aren’t an issue here as much as they are most places. Cos, you know, no rain.

  10. At least the puddles aren’t an issue here as much as they are most places. Cos, you know, no rain.

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