I want to eat a cow.

I think I’ve decided to add “Eat a cow” to my list of things to do.

Yes, it’s a sort of longer-term goal, something to do … later in life. When I have more leisure and leisure money.

To clarify, I want to eat the entire cow, every edible part of it (save potentially dangerous tissues such as brain and nerve tissue), the whole cow.

In fact, thinking about it, I think I’d like to raise (or pay someone else to raise) the cow myself. Know it from birth to death, then eat it from tip to tail.

An entire cow.


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