Something big and hard and heavy

Hello, and welcome to innuendo city.

I’d like to start you off with this photo of an industrial vibrator:

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Seriously. That’s an industrial vibrator I was asked to carry from one place to another today. It must weigh over 30lbs. It plugs into a standard AC outlet. I did not plug it in. I cannot describe the sensation of it’s motion, or the scale of its vibration. And I don’t want to think about what’s been splattered all over it.

But here, look at this:

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That’s the business end of this device. The scale marked on it is not wrong. Well perhaps in a morals violation way. But it really is that big. I couldn’t close my hand (MY hand) around that long metal shaft. It was half the weight of the thing by itself. The whole thing is surreal. Come to Pine and if you’d like, I’ll show it to you.

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I was totally going to go to bed, but I remembered I had to post these photos. I mean, really. Look at it! It’s a vibrator!

(And yes, I have a rough idea of what it’s ‘official’ industrial use is. But … MAN!)

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Teel

Author, artist, romantic, insomniac, exorcist, creative visionary, lover, and all-around-crazy-person.

4 thoughts on “Something big and hard and heavy”

  1. Hey, Teel! I’ve noticed that you finally went through and optimized all your images, including the Virtual Webcam!

    Everything loads a lot faster now!

    Sure is a good thing, considering how many photos you’ve been posting lately!

    Hooray!

    (Oh, and by the way, that’s Grip Tape, not Duct Tape. You’re a movie-maker, not a heating and cooling man, right?)

  2. Hey, Teel! I’ve noticed that you finally went through and optimized all your images, including the Virtual Webcam!

    Everything loads a lot faster now!

    Sure is a good thing, considering how many photos you’ve been posting lately!

    Hooray!

    (Oh, and by the way, that’s Grip Tape, not Duct Tape. You’re a movie-maker, not a heating and cooling man, right?)

  3. Ahh, farewell…

    Okay, so an entire bottle of champagne on an empty stomach, when given a chance to digest, get me just past buzzed to tipsy. But the question now is whether I go for the remainder of the everclear and tequila left in my fridge, try to finish off all th…

  4. Ahh, farewell…

    Okay, so an entire bottle of champagne on an empty stomach, when given a chance to digest, get me just past buzzed to tipsy. But the question now is whether I go for the remainder of the everclear and tequila left in my fridge, try to finish off all th…

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