Another Purity Test

Okay, okay, I know, I know. I play this game too often. But last time I talked about Purity Tests, I didn’t reveal my score or scores. For this one I was actually as honest as I could manage… considering that my memory is beginning to fade… Anyway, so I ran across this purely sexual purity test that is mostly based on the 500-question Purity test I recommend (link courtesy liquidmercurial), and the following is my categorized results:

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category Your Score Average
Self-Lovin’ 23.3%
I wouldn’t shake hands, if I were you		 61.3%
Shamelessness 57.1%
It takes a couple of drinks		 76.7%
Sex Drive 21.1%
Humps fire hydrants when nobody’s looking		 74.8%
Straightness 10.7%
Knows the other body type like a map		 40%
Gayness 21.4%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame		 79.3%
Fucking Sick 57.5%
Dipped into depravity		 87.8%
You are 33.25% pure
Average Score: 69.3%

I’d love to see what sorts of results you guys get. And really, I want to know which, if any, section Zoe scores in double digits purity on. For those of you unfamiliar with this game, my score of 33% pure means I’ve done 66% of the things they asked about. And 90% of the things they asked about in the ‘Straight’ section. Damn if I won’t ever drop into single digits, even on a section-by-section basis. Oh well.

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Teel

Author, artist, romantic, insomniac, exorcist, creative visionary, lover, and all-around-crazy-person.

2 thoughts on “Another Purity Test”

  1. I actually scored pretty high on this one, as I have not done alot of photography or net work..

    Self-Lovin’ 11.7%
    I wouldn’t shake hands, if I were you 62.3%
    Shamelessness 40.5%
    Puts ’em on the glass 77.4%
    Sex Drive 2.6%
    Humps fire hydrants when nobody’s looking 75.6%
    Straightness 3.6%
    Knows the other body type like a map 41.3%
    Gayness 17.9%
    Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame 80.3%
    Fucking Sick 26.5%
    Don’t look in the basement 88.4%
    You are 17.14% pure
    Average Score: 70.2%

  2. I actually scored pretty high on this one, as I have not done alot of photography or net work..

    Self-Lovin’ 11.7%
    I wouldn’t shake hands, if I were you 62.3%
    Shamelessness 40.5%
    Puts ’em on the glass 77.4%
    Sex Drive 2.6%
    Humps fire hydrants when nobody’s looking 75.6%
    Straightness 3.6%
    Knows the other body type like a map 41.3%
    Gayness 17.9%
    Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame 80.3%
    Fucking Sick 26.5%
    Don’t look in the basement 88.4%
    You are 17.14% pure
    Average Score: 70.2%

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