Please apply and stuff

I want to apply for this job, if only because the HR person thought that “& stuff” belonged in their ad. Except they don’t have an email address for me to send my resume to, and I don’t have a fax machine… drat.

MarketingTOYS! TOYS! TOYS!The nation’s largest test market co. set for 2 year expansion looking for people to have fun with other company’s toys & stuff. $400 per wk. Call Lisa Williams 602-273-7228, Fax 602-273-7468.

Source – Arizona Republic – Phoenix

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Teel

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34 thoughts on “Please apply and stuff”

  1. Am I qualified for this one?

    Entertainers Needed$3000 – $5000 Per WeekFlexible shifts. Health & Dental available. 602-470-4084.

    I have health and dental available! You people find me entertaining! I could use $3000 – $5000 Per Week! I’m available for flexible shifts!

    Man O Man. Do you think my resume applies? Do you know anyone doing headshots for free? Maybe I need a headshot.

  2. Am I qualified for this one?

    Entertainers Needed$3000 – $5000 Per WeekFlexible shifts. Health & Dental available. 602-470-4084.

    I have health and dental available! You people find me entertaining! I could use $3000 – $5000 Per Week! I’m available for flexible shifts!

    Man O Man. Do you think my resume applies? Do you know anyone doing headshots for free? Maybe I need a headshot.

  3. Can you get to California? I have some headshot connections in the LA/San Diego area.

    – Iain

  4. Can you get to California? I have some headshot connections in the LA/San Diego area.

    – Iain

  5. On my bike? It would only take a couple/few days, I’m sure. Which means it will hve to wait until school is over, I guess. Oh well.

  6. On my bike? It would only take a couple/few days, I’m sure. Which means it will hve to wait until school is over, I guess. Oh well.

  7. Just to let you know, that job does not require headshots, just the willingness to have strangers oggle at and grope you… (Hopefully not the job you were looking for.)

  8. Just to let you know, that job does not require headshots, just the willingness to have strangers oggle at and grope you… (Hopefully not the job you were looking for.)

  9. Ooh! Now I want to call! I get ogled and groped most of the time anyway. I may as well get paid for it, right?

    I think it’s great that you called them. You’re really dissatisfied with your current job, aren’t you?

    I don’t think I have the bodytype they’re looking for. I wonder why that came up in my job search. I thought I checked the “A few extra pounds” box when I was filling out my electronic resume. Or was that on a personals site? Maybe I should be looking for a rich boyfriend or girlfriend to support me.

  10. Ooh! Now I want to call! I get ogled and groped most of the time anyway. I may as well get paid for it, right?

    I think it’s great that you called them. You’re really dissatisfied with your current job, aren’t you?

    I don’t think I have the bodytype they’re looking for. I wonder why that came up in my job search. I thought I checked the “A few extra pounds” box when I was filling out my electronic resume. Or was that on a personals site? Maybe I should be looking for a rich boyfriend or girlfriend to support me.

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