Someone told me I haven’t been making enough posts here lately.
Whatever.
You don’t hit 500 posts by not posting enough. 500 posts is more than all the other posts on all the other Modern Evil blogs combined. Bah.
Hey people! I’ve only got one email so far in response to my be-in-a-new-Modern-Evil-comic question, and it was Zoe. He was, of course, correct.
But don’t let that stop you from sending in total guesses. The question again:
What is the most-used tool in my kitchen?
Who knows what it could be? Coffee grinder? Egyptian brain hook? Blender? Teflon-coated spatula? Collander? Cheese grater? Vacuum cleaner? Circular saw? Flame thrower? Butter Knife? Inclined plane? Pulley? Some sort of sex toy? A Whisk? A waffle iron? An asp? The Man? A surgical saw? Something else entirely?
Anyway, something. Not the refrigerator, though. Oh, and the next person who sends me the correct answer will be featured in the new comic I’ll be debuting on January 1st, 2003.
A clue: I’m enjoying you not knowing who I am. (Also, ‘picky’ would be the reason I can use punctuation correctly. The only time I don’t is out of ignorance. Though I do write and read often, therefor the answer could be D. All of the above.)
It’s probably the cabinet doors or the cabinet top, if they’re considered tools.
A clue: I’m enjoying you not knowing who I am. (Also, ‘picky’ would be the reason I can use punctuation correctly. The only time I don’t is out of ignorance. Though I do write and read often, therefor the answer could be D. All of the above.)
It’s probably the cabinet doors or the cabinet top, if they’re considered tools.
Jiminy Cricket. There should be an edit button for previous comments. I’d like to erase ‘can’ and change ‘cabinet top’ to ‘counter top’. Forget I said anything about an edit button, I’ll simply remember to preview my comments beforehand.
Jiminy Cricket. There should be an edit button for previous comments. I’d like to erase ‘can’ and change ‘cabinet top’ to ‘counter top’. Forget I said anything about an edit button, I’ll simply remember to preview my comments beforehand.
Here’s an intersting thing: I can go back and edit your comments. I usually only use this to delete duplicate comments, but I have been known to (at the person’s request) fix spelling and/or punctuation.
Interestingly, even if I were going to consider the cabinet doors, cabinet tops OR counter tops tools, I might still use the tool I have in mind more often.
Also, if you were the winner, you’d have to let me know who you were to be included in the up-coming comic.
Here’s an intersting thing: I can go back and edit your comments. I usually only use this to delete duplicate comments, but I have been known to (at the person’s request) fix spelling and/or punctuation.
Interestingly, even if I were going to consider the cabinet doors, cabinet tops OR counter tops tools, I might still use the tool I have in mind more often.
Also, if you were the winner, you’d have to let me know who you were to be included in the up-coming comic.
Okay, okay. As long as I’m feeling almost too sick to get up, I figured I’d take a few moments to see if I could figure anything else out about you. First thing that came to my attention, of course, was that you used the same IP as last time you posted. So you probably have a fixed IP through a high-speed data account. Also, what pages you’re looking at are not being reported, shich is common when going through a proxy server, so you’re probably behind a proxy. Which made me want to look deeper into phonebill.com.
The WHOIS shows that it is registered to a company in downtown phoenix, and the website at that address implies the company provides telephone access to college campuses under contract, and possibly data services. So you either work for phonebill.com, or are a student at a school contracted with phonebill.com.
Local was right, student is probably right.
Ooh. And the latest information I’ve received has verified that your 140.x.x.x IP is definitely allocated to Education. So probably a student, though possibly a teacher, eh?
Okay, okay. As long as I’m feeling almost too sick to get up, I figured I’d take a few moments to see if I could figure anything else out about you. First thing that came to my attention, of course, was that you used the same IP as last time you posted. So you probably have a fixed IP through a high-speed data account. Also, what pages you’re looking at are not being reported, shich is common when going through a proxy server, so you’re probably behind a proxy. Which made me want to look deeper into phonebill.com.
The WHOIS shows that it is registered to a company in downtown phoenix, and the website at that address implies the company provides telephone access to college campuses under contract, and possibly data services. So you either work for phonebill.com, or are a student at a school contracted with phonebill.com.
Local was right, student is probably right.
Ooh. And the latest information I’ve received has verified that your 140.x.x.x IP is definitely allocated to Education. So probably a student, though possibly a teacher, eh?
Two more thoughts:
Based on the date/times that you’ve been visiting the site, you’re not likely simply visiting from some terminal on a campus, you’re probably living in a dorm. That helps narrow it down.
Also, your clue that you’re enjoying playing mind games with me tells me that you’re probably a woman (or at least wear a skirt, eh Cailet?) And you most certainly don’t know much about me or you wouldn’t attempt this sort of mind game, which has been known to get me pretty upset in the past.
You see, I’m very much about open and honest communication, to the point that “brutal” may not be strong enough a word to describe it. Or maybe I just have a twisted idea of what honesty should be. The idea of someone taking joy in keeping information from me puts me off.
Two more thoughts:
Based on the date/times that you’ve been visiting the site, you’re not likely simply visiting from some terminal on a campus, you’re probably living in a dorm. That helps narrow it down.
Also, your clue that you’re enjoying playing mind games with me tells me that you’re probably a woman (or at least wear a skirt, eh Cailet?) And you most certainly don’t know much about me or you wouldn’t attempt this sort of mind game, which has been known to get me pretty upset in the past.
You see, I’m very much about open and honest communication, to the point that “brutal” may not be strong enough a word to describe it. Or maybe I just have a twisted idea of what honesty should be. The idea of someone taking joy in keeping information from me puts me off.
Oh. A little girl. Zuri. I see. No, she wouldn’t know better than to play mind games with me.
I knew sitting around, watching TV, going through all my logs line by line would eventually work itself out.
I’ll have my people stop hacking into your ISP’s servers now.
Oh. A little girl. Zuri. I see. No, she wouldn’t know better than to play mind games with me.
I knew sitting around, watching TV, going through all my logs line by line would eventually work itself out.
I’ll have my people stop hacking into your ISP’s servers now.
Is the tool a cheese slicer or cheese grater? You eat a whole lot of cheese.
Is the tool a cheese slicer or cheese grater? You eat a whole lot of cheese.
Oh, and Merry Christmas, to you and your family.
Oh, and Merry Christmas, to you and your family.
Nice site you have!
Nice site you have!
HUH )
HUH )
Greetengs
Greetengs