Procrastinators R US!

Okay, okay, I’ve got the homework in my lap this time, right under the laptop. I’m sure I’ll get started on it any minute now… Well, maybe after I write a review for I Spy, which I went to see earlier tonight… you know … to put off the busy work…

Any way, don’t miss the two new ME2 comics: Iguanas on the loose and Not about a bear

Actually based on real conversations with Marie I had while putting off homework a little while ago.

Now back to … damnit. I think I’ve run out of things other than home— WAIT! I need to do the dishes! Yes. The dishes! Woo! and Ironing!

Okay, okay… I’ll put in my new Evita DVD and start working on Value Scales. You’ve got me.

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Teel

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10 thoughts on “Procrastinators R US!”

  1. Food! Food is a great tool of procrastinating! I managed to get through the first half of the busy work by looking forward to taking a break for some food. Ah, food. First I tried some Safeway Select Pumpkin Pie ice cream. I’ve tried Dryer’s Pumpkin ice cream, which I consider far superior, and I believe it is that experience that has soured me on Safeway Select’s Pumpkin Pie ice cream. Dryer’s has a consistent flavour and a wonderfully smooth texture. This other stuff tastes more like actual pumpkin pie, and is blended less thoroughly, so there are swirls of extra-pumkin-y flavour swiming in it. Oh, and the bits of pie crust. Eww. Little centimetre square bits of pie crust, blended into most bites. Not the smooth texture of pumpkin pie I expect. In a real pumpkin pie, the crust will have absorbed a lot of the pie’s essence, but this crust was never in contact with anything pumpkin-y before it entered the frozen blend. I didn’t like it much, so only had about one serving.

    Oh, and then I had a lovely vegetable platter. I like to slice a cucumber and several carrots and put a couple of ounces of light ranch dressing in a bowl and just go to town. Always before I start, looking at the uncut vegetables, then at the piles of cut vegetables, I feel like it’s way too much food. Then I eat it. Yum! A cheap, filling, somewhat nutritious snack/meal!

    Okay, now I’ve spent another 15 minutes writing about eating. Time to go back to the grindstone. Err… the drawing paper. Only another couple of hours of this repetitive stuff. Evita’s just ended. What shall I watch next? The Crow, I think. Or Legally Blonde. I have such a fun collection of DVDs. What I’d really like to watch is Snake Eyes. Probably because my Dad borrowed it. Huh. The Crow it is. “Don’t move, or you’re dead!” “I’m dead, and I move.”

  2. Food! Food is a great tool of procrastinating! I managed to get through the first half of the busy work by looking forward to taking a break for some food. Ah, food. First I tried some Safeway Select Pumpkin Pie ice cream. I’ve tried Dryer’s Pumpkin ice cream, which I consider far superior, and I believe it is that experience that has soured me on Safeway Select’s Pumpkin Pie ice cream. Dryer’s has a consistent flavour and a wonderfully smooth texture. This other stuff tastes more like actual pumpkin pie, and is blended less thoroughly, so there are swirls of extra-pumkin-y flavour swiming in it. Oh, and the bits of pie crust. Eww. Little centimetre square bits of pie crust, blended into most bites. Not the smooth texture of pumpkin pie I expect. In a real pumpkin pie, the crust will have absorbed a lot of the pie’s essence, but this crust was never in contact with anything pumpkin-y before it entered the frozen blend. I didn’t like it much, so only had about one serving.

    Oh, and then I had a lovely vegetable platter. I like to slice a cucumber and several carrots and put a couple of ounces of light ranch dressing in a bowl and just go to town. Always before I start, looking at the uncut vegetables, then at the piles of cut vegetables, I feel like it’s way too much food. Then I eat it. Yum! A cheap, filling, somewhat nutritious snack/meal!

    Okay, now I’ve spent another 15 minutes writing about eating. Time to go back to the grindstone. Err… the drawing paper. Only another couple of hours of this repetitive stuff. Evita’s just ended. What shall I watch next? The Crow, I think. Or Legally Blonde. I have such a fun collection of DVDs. What I’d really like to watch is Snake Eyes. Probably because my Dad borrowed it. Huh. The Crow it is. “Don’t move, or you’re dead!” “I’m dead, and I move.”

  3. First of all, you have problems. It is called Pumpkin Pie ice cream because it resembles just that. If you want a frozen pumpkin smoothie, that’s a totally different thing. Second, your profanity is not appreciated. How do you expect anyone to take you seriously?

  4. First of all, you have problems. It is called Pumpkin Pie ice cream because it resembles just that. If you want a frozen pumpkin smoothie, that’s a totally different thing. Second, your profanity is not appreciated. How do you expect anyone to take you seriously?

  5. Wait, wait… you come to a site, of your own free will, called fuckyourselftohell.com. Then you go off ranting about Teel having problems because his opinions and personal tastes differ from yours. In response to something he said TWO YEARS AGO.

    And… you want him to explain how YOU should take HIM seriously?

    Blink blink…

  6. Wait, wait… you come to a site, of your own free will, called fuckyourselftohell.com. Then you go off ranting about Teel having problems because his opinions and personal tastes differ from yours. In response to something he said TWO YEARS AGO.

    And… you want him to explain how YOU should take HIM seriously?

    Blink blink…

  7. Worse, it’s like she didn’t read the whole thing. I said I bought two ice creams, one called Pumpkin, which was like the frozen smoothing you refer to, and which I said I liked, and one which was called Pumpkin Pie ice cream, and which, because it was more like pumpkin pie, I didn’t like as much – I said all of that.

    Also, there’s no profanity anywhere on this page except for the name of the site. Silly. For all you know this isn’t even my site, and I just happened to make a post on it two years ago. Sigh.

  8. Worse, it’s like she didn’t read the whole thing. I said I bought two ice creams, one called Pumpkin, which was like the frozen smoothing you refer to, and which I said I liked, and one which was called Pumpkin Pie ice cream, and which, because it was more like pumpkin pie, I didn’t like as much – I said all of that.

    Also, there’s no profanity anywhere on this page except for the name of the site. Silly. For all you know this isn’t even my site, and I just happened to make a post on it two years ago. Sigh.

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