Now here’s the drinking game for me (courtesy The Brunching Shuttlecocks):
With rules like
If the righteous ascend into heaven while the sinful remain on the Earth to face the tribulations of Satan, take a drink.
If four horsemen ride out, and the fourth rides a pale horse, and the name of that who sits on on the horse is Death, take a drink.
If the sun is blackened as a sackcloth of hair, take a drink.
If the moon becomes the color of blood, take a drink.
If the stars of heaven fall unto the earth, take a drink.
I can hardly wait to start playing!