Speaking of months…

I just thought I’d remind everyone that today is 1.1.10.-1, meaning that exactly 30 days from now it will be The paranoid among you will want to be sure to have rations, clean water, and perhaps some weapons onhand, because from the various descriptions I’ve heard, you may need to be able to fend for yourself after this month. The spiritual among you will want to be sure to make your peace with God before the month is out; from what I hear, the end of the world, the 2nd coming of Christ, or some other general apocalypse is supposed to occur in 30 days. I don’t actually know what/if the rest of you think about the beginning of the zero year of a calendar I have been counting up to for eight or nine of your calendar years, but take heed: I know I have plans for after that particular calendar date.

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