The following is an excerpt from this week’s Gamespy Grudge, and I thought I would share because I totally understand how Fargo feels on this one:
shaithis: Fargo, you still with me?
Fargo: Sorry dude, can’t talk, I’ve got the whole of the Spanish Armada up my WAZOO. [Fargo points to his Wazoo.]
shaithis: That’s a disgusting place to put an Armada.
I know where he’s coming from because I, too, play Civilization III. For instance, I’ve got a delicate peace agreement with the Americans; they’re the most militarily powerful force on the planet and live on the same continent with me. Every 20 turns they try to crawl up my Wazoo, and every 20 turns I have to give them a couple/few technologies and ask nicely for another 20-turn peace agreement. Of course, when the Iriquois attacked them, I was suddenly at war with the Iriquois, so I wiped the Iriquois out of existence (tanks beat bows and arrows for some reason) and razed their cities so that I could get back to focusing on building the greatest cultural achievements known to man. Wait, I’m babbling.
(At least I’m not babbling about Everquest, like some people.)