So, I was over at IGN.com, looking at a little blurb about the upcoming video game based on the upcoming Spiderman movie, and I liked this:
IGN’s top five Worst Radioactive Things That Could Bite You:
5. Radioactive Badger
4. Radioactive Yogurt
3. Radioactive Yeast Infection
2. Radioactive Midget
1. Radioactive Tal Blevins
I guess Tal Blevins works at IGN or something, so that’s an inside joke, but MAN O MAN, wouldn’t having all the powers of Yogurt or a Yeast Infection, but scaled up to human size be a trip? With super-powers of yeast, could I turn grape juice into wine instantly? Also, why would a midget bite me? Just food for thought.