In light of the WHO raising the Pandemic Alert Level to Phase 5 (on a scale where Phase 6 is a “Global Pandemic” characterized by “widespread human infection”), I’m starting a Swine Flu Sale – Save 20% off any purchase. This is a special offer for 1) People who read my blog or follow me on Twitter 2) People willing to ignore WHO’s recommendations to stay away from large congregations of people in public places.
Details for those afraid of Swine Flu (or not in the Phoenix area):
Browse my books at modernevil.com and my art at wretchedcreature.com. Email me at email@example.com and mention the “Swine Flu Sale” along with whatever books and/or art you want to order, and I’ll take 20% off the full price of your order (before any sales tax & shipping costs, if applicable). Offer not available via the shopping cart on modernevil.com – I’ll have to manually invoice you to give you this discount.
Details for brave Phoenix residents:
Come out to the Phoenix First Friday Art Walk May 1st – you can find me among the vendors in the street closure one block South of Roosevelt between 4th & 6th Streets, usually just south of the corner of 5th & Garfield. Mention the “Swine Flu Sale” and receive 20% off your entire purchase. Plus, by showing up in person there’s no possibility of shipping cost, and I won’t charge you sales tax if you pay cash.
The sale lasts as long as the WHO Pandemic Alert Level for Swine Flu is Phase 5 or Phase 6. I’m still happy to deliver purchases to people in the Phoenix area free of charge, myself. If I think of anything else, I’ll edit this post later. Stay healthy, everyone!