Moving to the country…

So, before I moved to the country, when I was just discussing the move with my friends and family. And independently of me bringing it up, several times the popular song implied by my move. To which I tended to respond that I didn’t know whether that would be a part of my diet here or not, but I’d get beck to you on it.

So the other night my grandparents and I went to the Bee Line Cafe in Payson for their all you can eat fish dinner, and as we were waiting for our soup and salad, I heard the waitress listing off the types of pies they still had, to try to get the woman sitting behind me to order dessert. And the last one on the list was Peach pie. So I mentioned to my grandfather that I love (adore, enjoy, &ct.) peach pie, but wasn’t sure whether I’d have room after eating supper. He told me that he doesn’t think it makes sense not to eat what you like, and suggested that I ask the waitress to hold a piece for me. Which I did. And I made sure to save some room for it. And it was excellent, and I enjoyed it quite a bit, and was glad to have it. I love peaches.

Then today for lunch, we happened to not have any bread defrosted for making sandwiches, so while I was making some Easy Mac, I opened a can of peaches and enjoyed them with my lunch. Actually, since coming to Pine, I HAVE had more peaches than in quite a while, and if opportunities keep coming up, I may try too keep it up.

Theoretical sales

Someone ordered something in one of Modern Evil’s online stores today. Sort of. I mean, they went through and selected the item they wanted and put in their shipping information and completed the order… but … they selected the ‘pay by check’ method. Which means that the order doesn’t ship until Cafepress gets their check. The last three or four times someone selected that option, they never sent a check. So. I’m not updating the ‘SaveME’ banner until the money is confirmed.

Still, it was one of our better products, one of the pink designs in the Need Head group. Order one today!

(And pay via credit card or check!) ::wink::

UPDATE: If you order between now and February 28th, you can use the following Coupon Code to save $5 off any purchase of $40 or more: PREZDAY –Have fun!

(Oh yeah, and their latest newsletter claims that they will be doing audio CDs and books on demand in the near future. Depending on how they set this stuff up, I may rewrite Forlorn pretty quickly, and I may even record an audio version of it for purchase as well. How exciting is that?)

New from Airtoons

noflamers.gifSo, some number of years ago I signed up for the Airtoons newsletter. Until about a week ago I never got one email from them, and then Voila! Two messages in one week! The first was to let me know the guy who runs the place had updated the site and removed the ‘clean’ version. Which is fine with me, I never looked at the ‘clean’ version. Then I got another one today, the important part of which is this:

Thanks to the people at ready.gov for sticking with the globally recognizable weird ass airline safety style, I decided to parody those! Woohoo! Stop by and check them out. There are a bunch of them.

And he’s right: Woohoo!

Whether you’ve been paying attention to the government’s readiness fiasco and the potential upcoming war, these parodies are excellent. One of my favorites is at right. So, go to http://www.airtoons.com/ and check out the new … comics? They’re great!

The Life of David Gale – movie review

Starring Kate Winslet and Kevin Spacey

In case you haven’t seen a commercial or trailer for this movie, the basic story follows a woman reporter (Kate Winslet) who is interviewing a death row inmate (Kevin Spacey) just days before his scheduled execution. The commercials and trailers I have seen for it make it seem like she believes he is innocent and tries to save him from being executed. Even the movie poster shows her running from her dead car, trying to deliver what we presume is the evidence David Gale needs to be set free. The opening shot, with no explanation yet, shows her car breaking down, then her running towards town with a video cassette in hand, desperately trying to get … somewhere … with it before … something bad happens. So before we learn anything else, we know the end of the movie is her racing the clock to try to get the proving evidence to the people who need to see it.

I won’t tell you now how it goes, but you can guess. This IS a Hollywood movie.

OH yeah, but I will give away everything else about the movie. From here on, assume you are reading spoilers:

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Oh, so then we finally do get introduced to the characters, David Gale is the picture of calmness and the reporter believes he is totally guilty. I mean, come on! She was murdered in an unusual way that he described in an essay he published once (he used to be a professor of philosophy) with his sperm found inside her and a partial thumbprint on the garbage bag that suffocated her! How could he NOT have killed her? Anyway, so he’s totally calm, knowing he’s going to be executed in three days and that his execution will be what his cause has been looking for for years and years but powerless to create.

Through David Gale’s retelling of the story to the reporter (presumably so she will report it all correctly, or at least put the pieces together the way he wants her to) we learn that before any of this happened, back when he was a professor of philosophy, David Gale and the woman he apparently later murders were buddies. They both worked vehemently against the death penalty. In the first discussion between them in the first flashback, for anyone who hasn’t figured out the clever twist at the end of the movie before watching it at all, they discuss that the only thing they could use to prove that the death row process was flawed would be if they could prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that an innocent person had been executed. The problem with that would be that if they discovered evidence of someone’s innocence it would simply get them off death row and prove that the system works, while holding back the information would be murder and just an unethical as they view the death penalty itself.

Have you worked it out yet? I’ll spell it out so I don’t have to describe the rest of the movie in detail, and you don’t have to watch it unless you want to see excellent performances by Kevin Spacey and Laura Linney (the woman he is being killed for killing): David Gale was involved with her, and did have sex with her the night before she died, but she killed herself and had a third party video tape it and hold onto the tape until after his conviction and execution, as proof that innocents are executed, even when they try their hardest within the system to prove their innocence.

So yadda yadda yadda, the reporter and David Gale keep talking and the whole story is revealed in flashbacks while the reporter is digging up clues about his possible innocence. There’s some heavy-handed writing, but also some very excellent writing and some amazing performances. There is even a scene right before his execution, before her car breaks down and before the intensity of her trying to get there in time, that will make people cry. Well, the people who cry during movies, anyway. All very nice and well, but since I knew what the twist ending was going to be, every scene where they were setting it up seemed almost painful. Not a funny movie, not an uplifting movie. A drama. If that’s what you’re looking for, you may enjoy The Life of David Gale.

Old School – movie review

Starring Vince Vaughn, Will Farrel, Luke Wilson

I want to start by saying that this is Will Farrel’s best performance in years. he was very carefully controlled by the director here, and did not go over the top as he so often is allowed to do. Instead, he was very, very funny. Not the main character in the movie, but possibly given a better storyline and more on-screen time than the main character, played by Luke Wilson.

The basic story is that Luke’s character, who has just discovered that his girlfriend has been cheating on him with multiple partners in ‘kinky’ situations, rents a house of his own. His buddy (Vince Vaughn) throws him a huge party to celebrate his singledom, and since he now lives right near a university, the party is HUGE. The dean (played by the talented Jeremy Piven) has the house re-zoned for school use only in a ploy to try to get him out of there, but his buddies decide instead to use the house as a fraternity. Hijinks ensue.

The dean keeps trying to get them out, they keep finding loopholes in the paperwork/rules to stay, and they keep throwing great parties and are immensely popular with all the students. Luke’s real storyline follows his attempts to get into a relationship with someone less likely to participate in a gang bang, and is diappointing and predictable. Vince’s character, the rich connected buddy who knows how to party, is not the sleazebag the audience expects him to be, always doing the right thing and standing by his friends when they need him. Will’s storyline is much more interesting than Luke’s or Vince’s.

Will gets married at the beginning of the movie, then through a series of misadventures (including a great streaking scene) gets kicked out and goes to live at the fraternity. He continues to want to be with his wife, and wackiness ensues. Really, he’s just the lovable idiot we expect him to be. The things he does wrong aren’t out of malice, they’re because he’s too dumb and too much of a guy to know any better. There is an excellent mishap involving a cameo appearance by Andy Dick about which I have to say this: Yes, there are classes for that, but really they are much better than what you see in Old School.

Overall, Old School is exactly the sort of dumb college-based humor you expect, and since it is not trying to be more, it excells. Will’s performance may be worth the price of admission, and I’d love to see him keep reigning in his talent as a comedian in future projects. There are many, many fun and funny cameos and the pace of the movie is consistant. Oh, and the bulk of the humor is not toilet humor; it remains slightly above that level most of the time. Enjoy Old School. It’s a good time.