Must be lowering standards…

I don’t know what they’re teaching Personal Trainers these days, but according to Mandy (who works part time as such), 45 minutes of painful diarrhea does not count as exercise. I wonder if there’s some way to determine how many calories burned in such an activity, to compare it to, say, crunches or power walking. Of course, focusing on those muscles doesn’t make me look better naked (though … I suppose it could make me better in bed, considering…), and won’t much help me lose weight. (Alright, I’m sure having a foreign agent flushing out my system literally reduced my weight while also preventing a certain amount of calories (and nutrition) from being absorbed, but … I mean strictly from the calories burned…)

Alright. Now to try for breakfast.

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