The Matrix Reloaded Abridged – Quote

So, I was reading The Matrix Reloaded – Abridged, which I recommend you do as well (if you have already seen the film), and I particularly appreciated this:

I will only help if you make out with me.

What? It’s bad enough that the
agents no longer pose any threat at
all, but now these are the kind of
obstacles we must overcome to save
Zion? Make out with Monica Belluci?
What will we have to do next, eat
our way through a prison wall made
of chocolate?

link courtesy of lyd.

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