Junk Phone Call

I just got an unsolicited ‘junk’ (or SPAM) phone call. Not from a timeshare or a long distance company or a bank trying to refinance my home. I got a call with the offer of a free adjustment at a local chiropractor. If I sign up now, I can receive one free treatment for only one can of canned food, you know, for the homeless. I sort of wonder what the rest of the spiel would have been, but I cut the young woman off pretty quickly with “I’m not interested.”

Now, if she’d been offerring to lengthen my penis…