Junk Phone Call

I just got an unsolicited ‘junk’ (or SPAM) phone call. Not from a timeshare or a long distance company or a bank trying to refinance my home. I got a call with the offer of a free adjustment at a local chiropractor. If I sign up now, I can receive one free treatment for only one can of canned food, you know, for the homeless. I sort of wonder what the rest of the spiel would have been, but I cut the young woman off pretty quickly with “I’m not interested.”

Now, if she’d been offerring to lengthen my penis…

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Teel

Author, artist, romantic, insomniac, exorcist, creative visionary, lover, and all-around-crazy-person.

2 thoughts on “Junk Phone Call”

  1. I just got another one, this time from a guy with the same offer. I ended that one faster, but .. they’re dumb.

  2. I just got another one, this time from a guy with the same offer. I ended that one faster, but .. they’re dumb.

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