So Iain was making a post about SPAM, and in it he mentions the following:
And, finally, just to repeat because this seems to be the one list I’ve managed to get a major green light on, I do not want to “turn my rod into a monster.” I mean, when I was single, it might have been neat to have Godzilla for a wang or something, but that’s just the geek in me talking, and I would have undoubtedly quickly found such a thing… impractical. So no. No monsters anywhere in my pants, please.
In a chat with him, I said this:
…it is every man’s dream to have a giant lizard or other city-crushing monster in their pants. Thus the recent surge in extra-bagy-you-could-fit-a-city-crushing-monster-in-there pants.
He thought I should share, and I thought I’d test out Trackback. Let’s see how it all works out.
Let’s see, now. Do I comment on the SPAM, the trackback, or pants-monsters?
1-SPAM sucks. I don’t want any of those aforementioned offers either. And I really doubt anyone I went to school with gives a shit about me. Or that I am going to meet my dream machine online.
2-Hope it works out.
3-As the predictible expression goes “It’s not the size of your wand, it’s the magic in it.” Most women will tell you this. Most men will disagree. But this just upholds my theory that any issue regarding your reptile or melons or whatever, is always because of your same sex. Guys care about other guys’ dicks. Girls care about other girls’ tits. Such is life. If the person with whom you are gettin’ it on is not complaining, go with that.
Oh, and SPAM sucks.
Let’s see, now. Do I comment on the SPAM, the trackback, or pants-monsters?
1-SPAM sucks. I don’t want any of those aforementioned offers either. And I really doubt anyone I went to school with gives a shit about me. Or that I am going to meet my dream machine online.
2-Hope it works out.
3-As the predictible expression goes “It’s not the size of your wand, it’s the magic in it.” Most women will tell you this. Most men will disagree. But this just upholds my theory that any issue regarding your reptile or melons or whatever, is always because of your same sex. Guys care about other guys’ dicks. Girls care about other girls’ tits. Such is life. If the person with whom you are gettin’ it on is not complaining, go with that.
Oh, and SPAM sucks.
Hm. I’ve got to comment on this one. It’s really both factors, size and technique, that affect the sexual experience. Without technique, it really doesn’t matter what size it is. Like a small one with a good technique is better than a big one without. However, I believe that if the techniques are equally good, the bigger one is better. Forgive me for being vague, but I *am* at work, after all.
Hm. I’ve got to comment on this one. It’s really both factors, size and technique, that affect the sexual experience. Without technique, it really doesn’t matter what size it is. Like a small one with a good technique is better than a big one without. However, I believe that if the techniques are equally good, the bigger one is better. Forgive me for being vague, but I *am* at work, after all.
Alright, I’ll give ya that.
Alright, I’ll give ya that.