So Iain was making a post about SPAM, and in it he mentions the following:
And, finally, just to repeat because this seems to be the one list I’ve managed to get a major green light on, I do not want to “turn my rod into a monster.” I mean, when I was single, it might have been neat to have Godzilla for a wang or something, but that’s just the geek in me talking, and I would have undoubtedly quickly found such a thing… impractical. So no. No monsters anywhere in my pants, please.
In a chat with him, I said this:
…it is every man’s dream to have a giant lizard or other city-crushing monster in their pants. Thus the recent surge in extra-bagy-you-could-fit-a-city-crushing-monster-in-there pants.
He thought I should share, and I thought I’d test out Trackback. Let’s see how it all works out.