Duke Nukem, release: Forever

So, some of you may not pay attention to upcoming computer games, but this one has been so long in the making that you’ve almost certainly heard of it. Once again winner of the Vaporware of the year award, is Duke Nukem Forever.

Here are some entertaining quotes about it’s “upcoming” release:

“Future generations will say ‘when Duke Nukem Forever is released’ when they mean ‘when hell freezes over.'”

“This is the game I’m going to be telling my grandkids about waiting for — and then they’re going to tell me, ‘Yeah, we know. So are we!'”

The company’s website says: “There is no date. We don’t know any date. If you have a friend who claims they have ‘inside info,’ or there’s some game news site, or some computer store at the mall who claims they know — they do not. They are making it up. There is no date. Period.”