Where can I get one of those?

I think that this is a feature we should breed for, and I’m willing to volunteer my services to begin a breeding program.

No, no, no. Not that service. My genetics provided me with a short (albeit strong, talented, and with great stamina) tongue, so MY breeding with her would be of no practical use (though I’m sure it would be pleasurable for all parties involved). Instead, I would help with the screening process to get people with a genetic predisposition for long tongues together.

It is a truly noble cause.

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