Free never tasted so good.

So I saw a TV commercial for a product that, while I’m not interested in paying for, caught my attention. It was a commercial for Diet-ZX, and it claimed that I could receive a four month supply ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! They weren’t trying to sell me on a subscription to the pills that would cost me later, they weren’t trying to sell me exercize videos to enhance the Diet-ZX’s effectiveness, they were letting me know that if I call now, I can receive a four month supply, that’s 8 bottles total of Diet-ZX, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! That’s four bottles of Diet-ZX and four bottles of Diet-ZX PM, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! Call now, or order online at www.vitaFREE.com.

Of course, what I was paying close attention to, and noticed just before their 30 second spot was up, was that their pills are not entirely free. You see, they charge a small Shipping & Handling fee on only $6.95. Per Bottle. It was all in the tiny white print that ran across the bottom of the screen while the muscled, skinny athletes told me how wonderful their ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! product would make my life. One happy customer lost 12 inches off her waist in only 4 weeks. Creepy.

So, if you’re interested in this ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! offer for Diet-ZX, go to www.vitaFREE.com right now, and place your order.

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Teel

Author, artist, romantic, insomniac, exorcist, creative visionary, lover, and all-around-crazy-person.

26 thoughts on “Free never tasted so good.”

  1. what is the point of your post? Do you think we all should be on diet pills, are you encouraging that we go see this. Are you comparing the free with the shipping and handling. What do you want us to get out of this link?

  2. what is the point of your post? Do you think we all should be on diet pills, are you encouraging that we go see this. Are you comparing the free with the shipping and handling. What do you want us to get out of this link?

  3. Look, if you can’t understand my bizarre sense of humor, maybe you shouldn’t be eating that pudding. Perhaps I was trying to give you a feel for what I experienced, and share it with you. The commercial kept screaming at me that it was absolutely free, and yet the smallest possible cost of this product is almost $60. $60!=FREE.

  4. Look, if you can’t understand my bizarre sense of humor, maybe you shouldn’t be eating that pudding. Perhaps I was trying to give you a feel for what I experienced, and share it with you. The commercial kept screaming at me that it was absolutely free, and yet the smallest possible cost of this product is almost $60. $60!=FREE.

  5. I have ordered Diet ZX in the past and I lost 60 pounds. I need to order some more bottles but there website is not available. Do you by chance know how to get a hold of them. Thank you Shana

  6. I have ordered Diet ZX in the past and I lost 60 pounds. I need to order some more bottles but there website is not available. Do you by chance know how to get a hold of them. Thank you Shana

  7. I have ordered Diet ZX in the past and I lost 60 pounds. I need to order some more bottles but there website is not available. Do you by chance know how to get a hold of them. Thank you Shana

  8. I have ordered Diet ZX in the past and I lost 60 pounds. I need to order some more bottles but there website is not available. Do you by chance know how to get a hold of them. Thank you Shana

  9. I have ordered Diet ZX in the past and I lost 60 pounds. I need to order some more bottles but there website is not available. Do you by chance know how to get a hold of them. Thank you Shana

  10. I have ordered Diet ZX in the past and I lost 60 pounds. I need to order some more bottles but there website is not available. Do you by chance know how to get a hold of them. Thank you Shana

  11. I have ordered Diet ZX in the past and I lost 60 pounds. I need to order some more bottles but there website is not available. Do you by chance know how to get a hold of them. Thank you Shana

  12. I have ordered Diet ZX in the past and I lost 60 pounds. I need to order some more bottles but there website is not available. Do you by chance know how to get a hold of them. Thank you Shana

  13. Don’t give her the link Teel. The stuff is obviously giving her hand a mean case of the jitters.

  14. Don’t give her the link Teel. The stuff is obviously giving her hand a mean case of the jitters.

  15. Diet-ZX is crap and I know exactly where your coming from. I ordered this FREE awhile ago. What they don’t tell you is that they’ll try to charge you for more than shipping once they get your CC#. Had to have my bank reverse the overcharge. My advice is to go to http://www.atkins.com The whole program is on the site and you don’t have to buy anything. Plus it actually works!

  16. Diet-ZX is crap and I know exactly where your coming from. I ordered this FREE awhile ago. What they don’t tell you is that they’ll try to charge you for more than shipping once they get your CC#. Had to have my bank reverse the overcharge. My advice is to go to http://www.atkins.com The whole program is on the site and you don’t have to buy anything. Plus it actually works!

  17. Diet ZX is a bunch of bull shit. They charged me $27.80 and never sent me my order. I was a fool for falling into their bull shit trap.

  18. Diet ZX is a bunch of bull shit. They charged me $27.80 and never sent me my order. I was a fool for falling into their bull shit trap.

  19. I use diet-zx to get my blood pressure up in the normal range. My blood pressure is usually 86/40 without it. Taking diety-zx brings it up to 110/65. I don’t care about losing weight.

  20. I use diet-zx to get my blood pressure up in the normal range. My blood pressure is usually 86/40 without it. Taking diety-zx brings it up to 110/65. I don’t care about losing weight.

  21. I bought diet zx in the local rite aide.. can’t get it anymore.. i lost 70 pounds, went from a size 22 to a 14 i wish i could find it again!

  22. I bought diet zx in the local rite aide.. can’t get it anymore.. i lost 70 pounds, went from a size 22 to a 14 i wish i could find it again!

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